It is tax day in the USA. The day that all income taxes are to be filed by. Yikes! I'm late again. Why am I always late? Because I am self employed and I have to pay every time! I do not have the luxury of having Uncle Sam hold on to a portion of my money all year interest free so that he insures he can keep it like so many of us do. But hey, you didn't come here to hear me bitch and complain, or at least not yet any way, so here are some hopefully, funny jokes.
( Side note - I should really stop giving our doggies people food. You dog owners know why don't you? For those who don't, doggie gas is the worst!! And it comes at the most inopportune times, like when one is in front of, and one is behind my desk. I think they lie there on purpose so I don't know who to blame!)
Now on with the jokes!
When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text. "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he told the audience. "She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could ever do justice." At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause he looked up with a grin and said, "It's really hard to read my mom's handwriting."
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A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.======================================================A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.======================================================That's all for now folks. If you have nothing to do, then relax. If you have something else you should have been doing instead of reading this blog,then Let's getcrackin"!
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